You're right, it's not.

I'm very sorry. I promise to improve my diction in future comments on Deadspin. Can you let it slide this time?

Dear god. I apologize for my grammar and diction. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

Sigh being an Eagles fan sucks. It's incredulous how terrible this team is. The wheels have completely fallen off.

I understand the points everyone is making. But seriously, 35 people? Do you realize how little that is? There are 300 million people in the United States. 35? That's ridiculous.

I'll go ahead and go for the low-hanging fruit:

You're still on this?

I love this.

What did you think they were getting at when they said "spoiler?"

Because as a trade-off, you all have affordable healthcare.

Yeah, I was a GSTL. I just flirted with all the cashiers and did very little work. Hang in there! You can get out of retail! Here's what I did: went to a temp agency/recruiter and they got me a horrible office job, but hey, I had weekends off! This was followed by a much better office job. Retail was a good…

It must be said: I've met people who were really, really into weed. But I never honestly knew you could be addicted like Jenelle is to the stuff. It's like it's cocaine to her, apparently. She can't stop smoking weed to keep her out of goddamn jail. It's mind-boggling to me, I didn't know it was possible. If it…

That's why I enjoy watching it! I'll be like "Damn, I was on Gawker sites way too much this week at work. I really need to buckle down. What am I thinking? Do I not care about my future and possible career? What the fuck?! OH I DIDN'T HAVE A KID AT 16! Nor do I have an apparently crippling addiction to weed. …

Aahhhh I wish I cared so much about a game to get this pissed. Remove it, leave it in, this, that, I don't give a shit. I don't get pissed over video games.

What Batista said. Reid's coaching has always been suspect at best, especially in the clutch. I was an Andy Reid lover/apologist up until this year. Once he used Castillo as his scapegoat and the defense collapsed, I was officially done.

People always talk about suing, but the prospect of actually taking a company like Activision to court, a company that is that large and that profitable that literally has an army of lawyers on retainer at all times, is asinine.

I was a manager at Target for a year after college (it was horrible). I had to deal with this a lot and I always had to be the bad guy in these situations. But it comes from the top. It's this simple at Target: if you don't come in on Black Friday, you're fired. Every single employee, whether full-time or…

Yup, it was an average to above-average defense depending on the week, but the offense couldn't score to save itself. Bowles comes in, and it's blow out city every week.

This was the best analogy I have ever read.

I play a lot of Madden, and while I won't be getting a Wii U, I really like that you can choose plays on the gamepad. That's great, and it'd be good for when I play Madden against another person in the same room (because sometimes you can do a good job of guessing what play someone is choosing by looking at what…