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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
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You could make a case for Jeep now:

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I recommend everyone watch this video, because this is nonsense

It’s just gearing up to start running down cyclists, the system got a taste and the apatite cannot be satisfied.

He’s referred to by name in an earlier episode

Re Neutral: Had the freezing rain and sleet on Thursday, added up to about 3 inches of bullshit. Fun times.

Graveyard Cars was garbage, don’t know if it’s still on or not. Otherwise any NASCAR Pre-race show

Zero is a good number.

This is nothing new

Well it’s not like they’re going to name it Giuseppe or Guido 

At least it has the 4-Speed Hummer transmission and not the 3-speed auto. Very clean, but, still too much money.

They made a truck that looks just like a truck, fuckin miracle, man.

It can be used only to praise our glorious leader, Winnie the Pooh

I was hoping for a new small engine Monster, Ducati.

Yeah, this is weird to say the least, probably just Motorsport Italy trying to drum up hopes for their home fans, aka Ferrari

I still want to take one, rip the guts out and put an M1000 RR drivetrain in it.

Automatic speed sensitive volume, that shit is annoying. I don’t want or need help adjusting the volume of music.

Words are just things made up by people

I... I just... can’t. I already don’t like street circuits, add onto it the slow and quiet Formula E cars and it’s just not the same, man.