Baseball players FTW!

The world’s funniest blog. I liked Full House when it was out (I was wee) but rewatching it’s so creepy and awful. Boy Meets World is another one... It's less creepy though and just more annoying.

I’ve never heard of a dude choosing bridesmaids dresses. My fiance is feeling overwhelmed enough choosing outfits for his guys.

Good to know! I think skincare is worth investing in, especially the stuff that stays on your face (vs cleansers).

Didn’t it get like immediately disgusting and hot? Just curious about logistics, as my fiance has a truck....

Love this. I too love to try lots and lots of different products. Very interested in trying some of the stuff you recommended. You have really pretty skin, have you noticed much of a difference with the Ren line? I have been battling acne issues for years and use Acanya/Retin-A and a gentle cleanser now and usually…

My fiancé does MMA and uses cryotherapy (when they “sponsor” him for fights so sessions are free) and it seems to help his body heal. Not sure what they offer for women but men get 3 socks to keep everything slightly warm :)

I feel like I couldn't bang him til he respected me. Like I would maybe dangle it in front of him and wait for him to fall in love with me then bang him and steal all his business secrets.

People are the worst. I know when air travel became a thing it was a class divider but I like the idea of people dressing up to fly. Or at least trying to look like you have your shit together. My last flight this girl in front of me was obviously very freaked out by some turbulence and was rocking back and forth and…

My first brownie was a few years ago at SXSW and I stupidly ate the whole thing then was convinced I was in New Jersey, not Austin, TX, and that I had been transported somehow to the 1970s. I don’t get the motivation to jump off a roof because I was personally stunned and felt immobile/exhausted (and slept for 15 ish…

There’s precedent for this in procreation-crazy Tejas (specifically in my lovely city): http://lifeethics.org/2009/04/08/aus…

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I am VERY VERY curious about the physics of such a thing. Was the crust different than usual? Because apples are kind of heavy and crust is traditionally super delicate.

Ugh... I feel like all wedding traditions make me feel like this. When I was like 8 and went to my aunt’s wedding I was like “Yay! Cake smash! Yay! Bouquet toss! Yay! He’s taking off her garter! Yay! We clink our glasses and they kiss!” Now that I am nearly 28 I am avoiding all of these traditions and they are all…

I may or may not have a story like this in approximately 10 months. My future mother-in-law notoriously ruined her daughter’s wedding photos 11 years ago and we have decided that if she offers to contribute to our wedding, we’ll assign her to cake duty because we care least about the cake. The story goes like this: my…

I have one of these but I hesitate to use the word “ex.” But he might as well be after our epic ~8 year saga. Part One: 18 year old me was very romantic and emotional and I fell head over heels for a 22 year old gentleman. After some exciting instant messaging I lost my V card to him after a party. I never revealed…

Strapless bras do suck, hmm. I like this one http://www.journelle.com/bras/strapless… I’ve also had some success with really tight lacy bandeaus but the problem with those is they like to slide off. Boobs are annoying. I found the original top from the IG post I referenced and sadly it is way out of my price range but…

Ha! You’re right. I feel like I am constantly channeling Sandy, trying to be and dress more badass than I am.

I saw the cutest ensemble on someone’s Instagram (stalking whoops) if you are into classy yet comfy looks: black shorts, black strapless peplum top, white sandals. I have yet to find the ideal top but am leaning towards this one and will probably buy it once I want it enough to spend $63: http://www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-…

My wedding is next year but I’m thinking I will have to pop a xanax to avoid a full-on ugly cry. I am definitely a stress crier and I can’t imagine anything more stressful than having a public committal of love. Fun fact: I once was asked to give back a puppy I adopted from a couple and the reasoning was “my wife…