Don’t be silly,she won because the games are seriously rigged folks!Plus ‘MANUEL’ she one O dem Mexicali muderous rapist drug fiends,some people are saying.I mean,some smart people are saying,I mean I don’t know who,some seriously impotent people are saying she’s the founder of MS13,I’m just saying.

Why are these pools not full of those wailing spirits of the dead that I was promised?How am I supposed to concentrate on androgynous divers if there are no slashing fingernails of the damned clawing their way into the flesh to devour the soul.Oh well,back to a rerun of dressage.

What a shocker!

I think we can all agree,ginger’s are pure evil.

Those vengeful spirits are super,simply the best,yuuugely,bigly making diving great again.Now those malevolent spirits,they’re garbage.They are also the founders of Isis.

This seems like a kinder,gentler Hotspur,at least they’re sharing their feelings with each other.Feelings of murder and mayhem,but honest feelings non the less.Ossie,Ossie,Ossie,Oi,Oi,Oi.

Now if the Olympic pools were full of black water and whispering death hands that would be just terrific.Would watch the living shit out of the diving.

It was so unexpected,what I have been waiting for all throughout these games.A true champion!

Kickers are passé,their time is over.No more Australian jammy bastards who crave an easy paycheck.Back to Aussie Rules or Ruggers for you buggers.

Well they are both white,so honest mistake Guvnor!

Blah,blah,blah,half a million dollar elbow.I am so into all these 2 point conversions.

The best kind of clown car.

Allu(potato)Akbar brother!

It was the whit baseball cap that broke the camels back.

What don’t you understand about us white people?We have to see everything to its bitter end,it’s absolute destruction,bury it so deep,shoot it out into the eternal void of an unforgiving space,hunt it into extinction,mutate it into a withering Caucasian fantasy,pornofintificate it where it's even distasteful to the…

Also I am drinking,heavily.

People go to the rallies to be seen and then have an opportunity to get on camera.They know the Donald’s appearances are heavily analyzed within the media.The reality star will beget more reality stars that is the the way of the universe.Haha,I also called my cat fetid pooh face as Ikcked it off the bed(I was eating…

Just have to say,NBC please never vie to air the Olympics ever again.Also I thought I could not despise Ryan Seacrest anymore,oh boy was I wrong.

‘Hey’ usually means’err....I forgot your name’.Or if said with a smirk and hooded eyes’How friggin great was I?’

I never understood why it was called dressage as the horse is bollocks naked.Bows in the mane and tail don't count.Also if you have ever met horsey people they really are coo coo for coco puffs.