“Wait...no weed though? Did they deflate footballs? No for either? Ok...Good.” - Roger Godell

The comment about having to drag her luggage “nearly two miles” is particularly tone deaf when compared to someone who left all their belongings behind to flee a war. I’d actually respect the comment more if it was Chris Berman b/c there’s no way he could haul a suitcase two miles.

I hear ya. So did I tell you about how I’m getting ready for a marathon by switching to a vegan diet?

I’m finally ready to admit that whenever I see USMNT the first thing that comes to mind is Ninja Turtles. This is my burden to carry.

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

I’m biased, but KC. Throw Sporing KC in, and they are good all around.

HOT TAKESHIMA

And japan has no fukushimas left to give

Shit’s called Takeshima, not Giveshima.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

Of course he’ll say “the biggest crowds ever.” In the face of video, audio, books and newspaper accounts, he’s still managed to deny, lie and exaggerate with a straight fucking face. The sign of a true sociopath.

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

“...the US spent 54% of its discretionary budget on the military.”

That’s your problem right there.

There were three million more people that didn’t buy into this bubble. Some 80,000 actually decided this election in three states. The mission over the next two and four years will be to re-capture this razor thin ground.

He’s not even sworn in yet and has already had a number of instances of referring to any remotely hostile or adversarial coverage as fake and completely dismissing every single poll that says he isn’t beloved among the public by pointing to the fact that he won (with three million fewer votes than his opponent). Gonna…

And if Timmy wasn’t there it would’ve been 14-1.

But Wondo missed with HEART!

“With all the respect for Timmy, I feel it’s not if you’re half American or full-American. It’s more what you have in here [taps his chest].”