Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I think the implication here is that most people are aware of how corrupt Arianna Huffington is and would rather stab themselves in the eye than read an article about her. Myself, I’m just here to comment surf and mock.

I don’t know, man. After Nixon’s embarrassing resignation, the Republicans still controlled the Executive Branch for 14 of the next 20 years.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Yes. They literally need to speak to him as if he has the mental capacity of a five year old.

Reporters cannot ask him multipart questions, it makes it WAY too easy to dodge. I can’t imagine how tempting it is to ask a whole litany of questions in your one turn but the fact that he could sidestep the question about whether his staff had contact with Russia is unacceptable.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

As homoerotic as you want to make it. 50+ guys living in a big house together - you can start there.

I was in a frat... they’re all pretty homoerotic. That said, kinda a dick move to put wrought iron furniture in a shower and rust it all to shit.

We would then sit around ... butt ass naked ... and showering

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

“I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work”

“What’s attendance mean?”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

In my own personal experience, I find anecdotal evidence to be the best evidence.

Considering we live in a country that doesn’t reliably track police shootings I can understand how tracking knee braces for college athletes can slip through the cracks.

So you’re saying a guy who works for Dabo Swinney relies on blind faith? Seems about right.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Well, no, because there wasn’t any US corruption revealed in the email leaks. It’s just a bunch of DNC members saying shitty things about Bernie Sanders when it was already clear that Clinton was going to secure enough delegates for the nomination. It’s not something they should’ve done, but it didn’t flip what…