trump is no michael scott. he’s todd packer.

Why’d he have to sugarcoat it with “sometimes”?

He’s the best.

Gwenneth? Is that you?

“I did not race him.

Next, they will make an endurance racer, but it will be backwards! It will win by going slower than the opposition and completing less laps.

TFW you crash so hard you’re suddenly in a PS2.

Id be insulted by the fake GTR to begin with. By why are they using a Dreamcast to render the car?

I’m going to sue you for exposing that to me.

Darek went to the Chicago Auto Show because, duh, cars, and spotted the striking blue GT-R—a rare 50th Anniversary Edition— at the Nissan booth.

Retire this video, it will never be more relevant than this exact post.

When the Nissan booth people were questioned...

This makes complete sense. This is all part of their master plan to CGI a Nissan into every garage in America. They can then show this “evidence” to stock holders, cash in, then flee to Lebanon the next day.

Yet again, I wish Buttigieg was just like...better.

We are a nation of boot-lickers and temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Well, no; this is actually what he believes; we’ve seen example after example of this from him. This isn’t strategy.

Can we get the other candidates on the debate stage to agree to always use the term “another Republican trying to buy an election" whenever they refer to Bloomberg?

Besides being a horrible thing to say, you know what else isn’t a great strategy? Letting the “middle of the country” know that you think they’re a bunch of prejudiced yokels who can’t handle the nuances of something like trans issues.

Earlier this month, a video circulated showing Bloomberg once again describing transgender people as “some man wearing a dress,” this time in 2016.