I could seriously read stories about Steve Jobs all day.

The Steve Jobs “hero / shithead” rollercoaster was real, and after riding high for a long time, I was now on the down side. Someone told me that Steve explicitly instructed them to not give me access to the early iPhone SDK when it finally was ready.

And here we go again.

Countdown to the following:

1.) “Well, Black people use the word all the time, so we should be able to use it too! Either everyone can use it, or no one can!” —If you actually need linguistic reclamation explained to you, ask, and I’ll be happy to provide a calm, respectful description of how it…

Or anime ninja elves.

No fucking CGI orcs. I’m serious. Makeup and prosthetics or leave Tolkien alone.

For a billion dollars they better genetically engineer real hobbits, elves, dwarves, and orcs.

He’s too busy in the Feebles Extended Universe for Starz.

None of this tells us if Peter Jackson will be reprising his role as “Man with Carrot.” When will they finally announce this?

Hey this guy gets it.

1. no
2. the warning in this case was the dev putting a chip on their shoulder to dare anyone into getting into a fight about it
3. “triggered” is a really tacky meme that undermines the lives of PTSD sufferers and abuse victims, please knock it off

Man, there’s a lot of pretty depressing stuff in here. Frostbite seems to be a recurring problem in many of these games, and the attitude of EA’s upper management is disheartening on multiple levels, if not surprising. But what’s even more concerning is how increasingly common it is for single-player games to be to…

Sucks? For a taste of the Precious, he’ll send you to the moon!

Disgusting!

“there’s a show called Better Things, and that it’s not even the same show as the show called Stranger Things”

Ah, the Paralysis of Too Many Choices.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

I’m not opposed to these transactions, games are still $60 while the cost to make them is much more.

Big deal, I appear naked on The AV Club every day.