I know I’m going to be mixing in some old EU and new cannon, but what the hell.  Question is, when exactly did the order enforce celibacy?  In the old ‘Knights of the Old Republic’ comics, you had Jedi married and what not.

Take your fucking herb...I mean star 

Think you cracked the code here. Someone in his inner circle is a King of the Hill fan and must have been talking about this episode near him. However, Trump only watches Fox and Friends, so he thinks he is hearing a retelling of a real event and thus bases his policy on the struggles of Hank Hill and the good proof…

Here’s a star for just giving me a daily reminder that the world was robbed of more Leonardo Leonardo when that show was cancelled

Or the...pre-credits scene. 

Uh...sexually shun all of those involved then?

Sad to see Cortana go, but she never really took off outside of Windows Mobile, where she was the best of all of the digital assistants. One thing I hate about not having a Windows Phone was just how well I could use it with Cortana, especially while driving. She would read my texts to me, allow me to reply via voice,…

This needs more stars... 

Yub Nub for Life!

Great article, but can we get rid of the gif for Moff Gideon?  It is almost seizure inducing.

Are those old episodes cropped when aired on FXX? 

Just want to wake up from this nightmare and get the Spin and Splinter back.  It’s been weird being here at work and actually working...

Never gets old

Could be worst. At least we ain’t Jim Spanfellers or dumb autoplaying videos.

I would have to say, as an Oklahoman who has traveled to many places within the lower 48 that one wouldn’t considered “culturally sterile”, Tulsa is the one Oklahoma city/town/trailer park that is not at all sterile in the area of culture.  

“Excuse me, I’m John Smith”

Think you missed the joke there, comrade

The best minimum wage jobs I ever had were back to back. The first was working in the computer lab in college. Basically all I did was sit a desktop downloading music from Kazza while doing my homework or playing Tribes. Every now and then I would have to clean off porn popups from a machine or two, but really I was…

So, would we all be ok if the song used was “Great Balls of Fire”? Because Jerry Lee Lewis did essentially the same thing, but with his cousin....

I’m going to walk into this muck, but fuck it here I am. I think we as a society are spending waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on this whole Ellen/GWB at a Dallas Cowboys game. Really, why is this a thing? I’m saying this as someone who actively protested the Bush administration and the whole war in Iraq, but come on…