God damn it. I spent 5 minutes writing a near essay about how this car is gorgeous in and out but still looks like a 10 year old Aston and doesn't excite me as much as it should. Then there's this comment of the f$%#ing day that makes me want to just get back to work.

The Z's are an acquired taste.

What an ASTONishing machine, MARTIN— I mean Patrick.

No exceptions to number one. Period.

Hi James.

I'll take the spaghetti mess of honest engine components over the mysterious black box of go-power any day.

Sounds like you were a great boyfriend.

San Bernadino has cool national and state parks. Riverside is what we want to make fun of.

Can we put this L.A. / O.C. thing to bed by agreeing that at least neither of us is San Bernardino?

You say it like being part of LA County is a good thing.

No. Bear in Lambo stops HUNTINGTON BEACH traffic. Don't call Huntington Beach LA. It's not even in the same damn county.

The Prius has a "Power Mode," obviously there for when you're doing hot laps during qualifying.

No, no, no, no, NO.

You're the person on the interstate whom I hate! Varying speed all the time, never knowing how fast you want to go.

Ever driven more than 500 miles?

The gast pedal on a smart car. Its doesn't do anything

iDrive, aka iDriveyoufuckingcrazy

What in the sam hell

The Radio. Learn how to sing already.