Oh, you said *blown* bunnies.

Pool is a bit cheaper with lyft, but not worth it. Other people suck, and I don’t care how much extra it costs, I’m not listening to some asshole singing in the front seat.

Makes sense. Illegal activity that catches the attention of the FBI is usually initiated and executed solely by a mid-level employee. I’m sure they’re in the clear now.

Straight cis white women are the men of women.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

How is glossing over protests about police brutality and institutional racism and turning it into some trite utterly meaningless marketing ploy “getting behind the movement?”

this is the dumbest thing i’ve read in the last 20 minutes.

From now on, after every decisive MMA knockout:

“Whoa... he just Pico’d da guy, yo.”

Dana White and Reebook clothing contracts, mostly.

Left foot hospital, right foot ceme... Wait. What just happened? Where am I?

Legit thought this was a video game screenshot. Am I on Kotaku? UFC2K2?

So you don’t get the reference AND show yourself to be an asshole. Quite a Sunday night.

I guess somebody hasn’t seen Repo Man.

Rough weekend for the haters of ordinary fucking people.

Panda Express is always out of Panda every time I go there.

Cut Rex some slack. He’s new to this and will eventually get there. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a few feet.

Listen, I’ve been through the Souness and Evans years and the later Houllier years (Roy Hodgson never happened). I saw Hicks & Gillette trying to bankrupt the club. I saw Torres sulk his way out. I’ve learned to be a glass half empty kinda guy.

Unless I missed something, this isn’t an abuse of the DMCA. You may not like the way it’s being used, and you would be free to make an argument for why the law is bad or should be changed, but calling it abuse seems like a legal assertion that doesn’t hold water.

If not Everton go for Spurs, they are basically the same but based in London as opposed to Liverpool and thus give you more rivals to dislike. If Everton is the NFL’s version of the Chiefs, Spurs would probably be comparable to the Eagles- generally pretty good but famous for always coming up short compared to their…

Americans who root for a European soccer club all have dumb little stories about how they came up with their favorite team.