Marvel needs to buy the rights to FF back and frame a faithful adaptation of Doom and the team around a plot involving Iron-Man and Dr. Strange.

There is already an easy mode in Dark Souls: start as a Pyromancer, speed-run through the catacombs and acquire the Gravelord sword, kill Lautrec ASAP at Firelink for his Ring of Favor & Protection, kill Griggs of Vinheim ASAP for his slumbering dragoncrest ring, buy Artorias’ Crest ASAP, get the stone armor set, and…

LOL Commenter Killer Bee just got fucked in the replies.

How can you write an article for io9 about X-Men and not know how many fingers Nightcrawler has?

Lol. “Right off the bat,” I see what you did there.

You sound like fricken Bricken. BvS is flawed, but it’s paying homage to decades of source material, inspired by everything from Death of Superman & The Dark Knight Returns to the Killing Joke & the New Gods, not to mention playing the long game with Flashpoint & Injustice. I think if Snyder & co. really get to carry…

Okay, they messed with his origin a bit, zoom is still Zolomon, not Jay Garrick’s Flash.

Y’all are making this way more complicated than it is. Jay isn’t Zoom. Hunter Zolomon is.

What you all, especially Bricken, fail to understand, is that this whole movie will eventually be rendered an alternate timeline, which will be rectified by the Justice League and especially the Flash, which is why he keeps reaching out to Bruce in the movie to unite the Justice League.

As in The Flash?

I hate his stupid eyes. What is the point of animating his costume deadpool-style if his dialogue sounds like completely disembodied voice-over?

I’d like to see any of you try and beat Zod without killing him or relying on some deus ex machina plot device bullshit.

They foreshadowed Heatwave’s departure last episode, I mean, he’s a supervillain. And at some point a lot of these characters need to reunite with their original cast mates on Arrow and Flash in their own timelines. And since it is ‘Legends of TOMORROW’ it makes sense to add future heroes to the roster. They’ve teased…

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