WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.150 --> 00:00:02.160 - On this iPad is a random question 2 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:03.660 and we're gonna debate it. 3 00:00:03.660 --> 00:00:06.270 - [Announcer] You're watching "Jalopinions." 4 00:00:06.270 --> 00:00:09.900 - What current car needs to be discontinued? 5 00:00:09.900 --> 00:00:10.950 - Oh, I have my answer, 6 00:00:10.950 --> 00:00:13.180 but I'd like to know what yours is first. 7 00:00:13.180 --> 00:00:18.030 - Oh man, it feels like a very me answer to say, 8 00:00:18.030 --> 00:00:21.780 it needs to be every GMC SUV. 9 00:00:21.780 --> 00:00:24.720 - [Andy] You're a fool. The Yukon Denali's fabulous. 10 00:00:24.720 --> 00:00:27.720 - I mean- - The Acadia, fine. 11 00:00:27.720 --> 00:00:31.380 The Terrain, also a car. They're fine. 12 00:00:31.380 --> 00:00:33.240 It's like a Chevy with a little bit more leather. 13 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:36.510 And it's Mercury. (Ryan laughs) 14 00:00:36.510 --> 00:00:38.490 It's professional grade, Ryan. 15 00:00:38.490 --> 00:00:41.310 - Yeah, a professional grade. - Professional grade. 16 00:00:41.310 --> 00:00:42.900 - Just get a Chevrolet. 17 00:00:42.900 --> 00:00:45.198 - No, no, that's too blue collar. 18 00:00:45.198 --> 00:00:46.860 - (laughs) Too blue collar. 19 00:00:46.860 --> 00:00:49.890 So it needs to fall in that perfect middle ground. 20 00:00:49.890 --> 00:00:51.660 - Yes. - Between Chevy and Cadillac. 21 00:00:51.660 --> 00:00:56.040 - Precisely. My answer, Tesla Model S. 22 00:00:56.040 --> 00:00:58.336 That car is so goddamn old. 23 00:00:58.336 --> 00:01:01.080 I understand it's still fast or whatever, 24 00:01:01.080 --> 00:01:03.736 but it still can't handle, it still can't break, 25 00:01:03.736 --> 00:01:06.240 (chuckles) and it looks ancient at this point. 26 00:01:06.240 --> 00:01:09.000 And (censored) autopilot, the full self-drive, 27 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:10.860 and that's all the gazy (censored) 28 00:01:10.860 --> 00:01:14.640 but the tech itself, like the screen and the user interface 29 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:17.460 has been caught up to by just about every other car. 30 00:01:17.460 --> 00:01:20.400 - Now hear me out. I have two words for you. 31 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:23.488 Second generation, just make a new one. 32 00:01:23.488 --> 00:01:26.760 - No, they're not going to make a new one. That's it. 33 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:29.190 You know how Tesla does their sales figures? 34 00:01:29.190 --> 00:01:30.930 Well, they don't. They do deliveries. 35 00:01:30.930 --> 00:01:35.280 But they clump model three, model Y together, 36 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:37.680 and that's like 90% of their sales. 37 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:39.720 And then the S, the X and the cyber truck 38 00:01:39.720 --> 00:01:41.520 are all clumped together into another group 39 00:01:41.520 --> 00:01:43.110 and there are like eight of them. 40 00:01:43.110 --> 00:01:45.626 I don't know why this car exists. 41 00:01:45.626 --> 00:01:48.780 People are doing fast electric sedans better. 42 00:01:48.780 --> 00:01:51.900 It was interesting and world-changing, 43 00:01:51.900 --> 00:01:53.820 honestly, when it first came out, 44 00:01:53.820 --> 00:01:58.050 but time has passed it by, and I have to sneeze. (sneezes) 45 00:01:58.050 --> 00:02:00.240 The cyber truck its own stupid (censored) thing. 46 00:02:00.240 --> 00:02:02.199 They gotta come up with something new 47 00:02:02.199 --> 00:02:03.540 (censored) or get off the pot. 48 00:02:03.540 --> 00:02:05.130 - A second generation. 49 00:02:05.130 --> 00:02:06.030 - They're not gonna do that though, 50 00:02:06.030 --> 00:02:07.470 'cause that would cost money, 51 00:02:07.470 --> 00:02:11.040 and they need to use it on AI and memes, I guess. 52 00:02:11.040 --> 00:02:13.800 The GMC, good, model S, bad. 53 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:15.570 - Just make a new model S. It's not hard. 54 00:02:15.570 --> 00:02:16.920 - No, they're not going to.