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- I have a lot of
problems with you people.

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We could get into them, but
today we're gonna focus on one.

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It's how much you complain
about the interiors of cars

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getting distracting and
screens and ambient lighting.

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Oh, I can't pay attention to the road.

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Shut up.

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You're an adult.

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Just look ahead.

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If you don't like ambient
lighting, you can turn it off.

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If you don't like big screens

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and say they're distracting,

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become more technologically literate.

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If you are complaining about screens,

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I wanna watch you use an,

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I wanna see you create a PDF on an iPhone.

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And if you can't do
that, you're not allowed

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to complain at all about
how a car's UI works.

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I just really have never
been able to understand

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why people complain about this.

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It's really, it's not that many buttons,

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it's not that many steps.

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And if you have had your car for a while

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and you still can't navigate
your car's menu concisely

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and with ease, retake your
SATs I guess, I don't know.

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Changing, just pressing a button to change

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your car's temperature is not that hard.

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Using a slider to control
the volume is not that hard.

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And say you don't even like the slider.

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Your steering wheel is invariably going

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to have a hard button on it.

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And also just, you know what,

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going back to the temperature
thing for a second,

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why are you guys always futsing
with the ac, put it on auto,

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set a temperature and you're done.

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I don't get it.

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And speaking like, oh, but what if I have

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to like change the settings of my car?

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Why are you doing that constantly?

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Stop doing that.

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You got, you set it once
when you get the car

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and then you're done.

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Then you're done.

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Then your car is exactly how you want it

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to be and every single (beep)
time you get in it, right?

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Not crazy.

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I'm normal, man.

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In conclusion, cars are not
getting more complicated.

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You my friend like me are getting old.

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Technology is passing us by.

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New stuff in cars is passing us by

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and it's time to just get with the program

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or join a Boomer Facebook group.