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Chefs.

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What special restaurant orders
do you hate the most?

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The house burger, but with no tomato.

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Diners don't realize that
removing the tomato from the house burger

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is an extremely laborious process
that can take up to three hours at least.

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Anyone who has ever worked in a kitchen
knows

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that the most difficult dish to execute
properly is one single bean served raw.

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I hate when they order the risotto
from the better restaurant up the street.

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That place is not easy
to get into on short notice when diners

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storm into the kitchen demanding more,
more, more, more munchies for my mouth.

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Nom nom nom.

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It distracts the line, cooks birdhouses.

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Our kitchen does not have enough lumber
to construct one at a moment's notice.

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And it's not even on the menu
when they ask for it.

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Medium rare, but closer to medium,
like almost medium deep pink.

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But not too pink. And definitely not red.

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At least not red. Red.
Just a little red, but not too red.

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You know, when they ask
to leave off the rack penises.

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Oh. Looks

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like you've scrolled
into the wrong part of town.

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They do graffiti, stabbing crimes here.

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And you wouldn't want to get caught up
in any of that.

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Best to turn around and swipe back
the way you came.

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Oh, no. They've got you surrounded.

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Try offering them a light
for their cigarets.

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Phew!

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They said they let you go.

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So long as you never show
your ugly mug around here again.

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Now scram.