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Gen Z.. How are you meeting people
outside of dating apps?

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I've had some luck with websites.

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They're like apps, but on the computer.

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Was lucky enough

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to have my fringe religious sect
assign me a reproductive partner at birth.

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My boyfriend and I met when we were
both struck by the same bullet at school.

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I'm actually developing an AI algorithm

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that can simulate the exact experience
of falling in love in virtual space.

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I met a lot of people
after I went to the hospital

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because of the lead poisoning
I got from my Stanley Cup.

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I've met all my romantic partners
by driving a car 200 miles per hour

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down the road while wearing a blindfold
and seeing who I hit.

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I've opened myself up to dating things
beyond our mortal coil,

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like orbs of light
and spirits of unknowable age.

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Glory holes.