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Christians.

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How do you think
Jesus would handle the border crisis?

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Jesus
would have washed the feet of the poor

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child migrants before sending them back
the way they came.

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He would perform a miracle by multiplying
the 740 mile border barrier

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into a 1950 mile border barrier.

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Jesus has always been a celebrity
who understands

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it's better
not to get involved in politics.

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Given that he spoke Aramaic,
he'd probably be deported immediately.

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President
Jesus would erect a wall of thorns.

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What the hell does
Jesus know about Christianity?

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He would turn the water.
The migrants are drowning it into wine.

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He would shoot first
and ask questions later.