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How would you like to have your bodies
restricted next?

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I wouldn't be opposed to mandatory
lobotomies.

3
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Thinking can be quite taxing sometimes.

4
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Two thirds majority vote from the state
legislature before I insert my IUD.

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I don't think it's unreasonable
to receive a drone strike

6
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next time I have sex for non
procreative purposes.

7
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Genital inspections
should be followed by genital appraisals.

8
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State mandated bikini waxes.

9
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Sorry,
this is up for men to decide. 

10
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Dog cone.