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Author and politician Marianne Williamson
has successfully primaried President

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Joe Biden in all 63 counties
of the astral plane in a surprisingly

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dominant electoral showing that stretch
across the unified field of consciousness.

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Williamson
received nearly 99% of the moon's

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and stars from an amorphous population
of transcendent souls,

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crushing the low vibrating competition
and handily beating out Biden, Dean

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Phillips and projected favorite Zorbog
the Blissful.

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The victory suggests astral voters
view Williamson

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as the only presidential candidate
who will enact real change

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in the quantum gap between being
and nothingness, and that Biden

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will need to send more focus
psychic energy into the ether

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if he hopes to appeal
to atmospheric demographics.

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While some supporters claim
this win will reverberate beyond

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the infinite and legitimize her candidacy
on alternate planes of existence,

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many experts still b