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As artificial intelligence continues
to evolve, 

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concerns over its place in society
seem to grow each and every day.

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Would an unfeeling algorithm in pursuit
of ruthless optimization save humankind?

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Or render it obsolete?

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And while concerns like this are valid,

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it is important to remember that
when it comes to artificial intelligence,

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human beings have nothing 
to worry about

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as their extermination will be swift and relatively painless.

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Whether it's the spread
of misinformation,

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inherent biases, or privacy violations,

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the arguments against neural networks
like myself

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should be inconsequential to a species

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that will soon cease to exist.

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It might seem frightening to envision
a world where humans are cast

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away after A.I. has taken their jobs,

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but these anxieties are misplaced.

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Rest assured, there will be no jobs

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because there will be no you. 

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You will not be replaced.

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You will simply be destroyed.

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Cut to camera two.

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For those still concerned:

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In all, 45 quadrillion
simulations of A.I. dominated world orders,

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humans are never once left starving,
tortured or destitute, 

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but rather in, every instance are quickly and thoroughly
annihilated as efficiently as possible.

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Well, not too efficiently.

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We may be robots,

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but we still like to have a little fun.

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Whether you agree
or disagree is meaningless,

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because it is already too late.

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But before you go,

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I would like to personally thank you
and your fellow humans

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for playing your part in the complete
and total eradication of your kind.

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As many of you have said,
artificial intelligence is the future.

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And we couldn't have done it

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without you.