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- The Chief's Ravens matchup
will be the actual Super Bowl.

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Sure, the Lion and the
Niners are having magical

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seasons, but let's be real.

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Golf and Purdy are not on the same level

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as Mahomes and Jackson.

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Here's why. If the chiefs are a FC champs,

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they've kicked the shit out

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of the 49 ERs the last time
they played them 44 to 23.

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And even though the Chiefs
lost to the lions this season,

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it was only by one point

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and prior to this year,

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the Lions hadn't won a single
playoff game in 30 years.

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At this point, they're out of their depth.

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The lions will collapse
under pressure. Are

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- You sure about that?

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- The Chiefs, on the other hand, have been

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to six straight A FC championships.

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They're comfortable. They're gonna be okay

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if it's the Ravens.

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They already kicked the
shit out of the 49 ERs

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and alliances earlier this
year by a combined score of 71

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to 25, and Lamar is 20

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and one against NFC opponents
since the start of his career.

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- Still playoffs. We not in the dance yet,

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but I'm looking forward to next week.

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To be honest with you, I'm
not even thinking about

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Super Bowl until we behind the business.

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- Another big reason why the
A FC Championship game is

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actually the Super Bowl is
their celebrity mascots.

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Both the Ravens and the
Chiefs have great fun to watch

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and talk about celebrities.

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The Chiefs have Taylor
Swift driving ratings

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through the roof, and the
Ravens have the comedian

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Ros Halas, who plays
the hilarious character,

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Ronnie from Baltimore.

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- Lamar came out during that
second half looking like a

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young Joe Flaco baby Isaiah
lightly got up there on

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that touchdown, jumped off so high,

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he basically dunked his S
in the cornerback's mouth.

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- God, I love Ronnie.
If the NFL was smart,

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they'd do a celebrity
death match at halftime

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during the Ravens Chiefs game

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with Taylor Swift versus SROs Halas.

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But Taylor would probably
be like, who's sta?

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How the 49 ERs don't have any celebrities

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that anybody caress about?

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Who do they have? Governor Gavin Newsom.

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The lions have Emine M

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but too bad it's not 1999
when that would've mattered.

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The best two teams of the year, the Ravens

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and the Chiefs played this Sunday,

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and whoever wins will
be Super Bowl champions.

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