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- Robert lives in Florida

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and he's finding that his 2014 Mustang

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just is not good enough for
taking his kids to school.

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He wants something with four doors

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that's a little bit sporty-ish

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and reasonable on gas mileage.

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With a budget of $35,000,
what car should Robert buy?

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Now Bobby, I'm gonna lay out
a couple of options for you.

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The correct answer and
the thing I would do.

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Correct answer, buy a Kia Stinger.

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It's got everything you're looking for.

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It's sporty.

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It's got a little luxury to it.

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It's got plenty of room
in the back for your kids.

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You know, it's got gas miles,
it's not gonna kill you.

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And it's got a powerful
V6 turbocharged motor

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for blasting down those Florida highways.

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It really is exactly
what you're looking for.

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But you know what, Bob?

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That's not what you need.

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What you need, my Floridian
friend, is a Florida car.

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What I'm telling you to buy, Bobby,

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Dodge Charger Scat Pack.

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6.4 liters of Hemi V-8
power over 470 horsepower,

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over 470 pound-feet of torque.

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Huge backseats for your kids.

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You don't even have to
talk to 'em back there.

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They're gonna be so far away from you.

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You're look like such a badass

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with your big burgling V-8
in the school pickup line.

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Plus, again, you're a Florida man,

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you wanna go and do highway pulls

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on empty stretches of road.

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You know what the good news is?

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You could get 'em pretty
much in your budget.

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Now you're not gonna
get the best one ever.

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But again, the Charger was
never the best car ever

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in the first place.

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You're gonna be able to find
one with reasonable miles,

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no accidents or anything like that,

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with decent options
for about 30, 35 grand.

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You might have to stretch a tiny bit,

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but Bob, who the hell cares?

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The gas mile isn't going to be great,

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but who the he cares?

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We live in Florida.

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There's no state income tax.

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Use that money on gas.

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You guys agree with my choices?

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Lemme know down below.

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More car buying advice,
check out jalopnik.com.

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