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During those first few seconds will stir
our drinks a bit

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or pretend like we're texting
someone who cares about us.

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We'd also like to reiterate
that we don't want any pity

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from our friends in relationships
because we're all choosing to be single

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right now
and actually have plenty of prospects

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out there. So.

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Boomers.

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Do you know what this means?
It's short for razzmatazz.

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Is it a rapper?

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It's usually a rapper.

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Risk was a chemical agent.

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We secretly tested
on civilians in Vietnam.

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Or is it someone's ability
to attract another person through style,

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charm or home ownership?

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I believe it's a portmanteau of rap.

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Yes, I know it's slang for charisma,
but I'm faking dementia

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to get out of spending time
with my grandkids.

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Whatever it means, it's not racist enough.