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In a major breakthrough for reproductive
health, scientists have developed

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an even more painful form
of female contraception.

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The new spike covered device
easily spreads its way through the cervix

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to stop the uterus several times before
insertion, providing

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500 times more agony
than current contraception.

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This new birth control will also provide
excruciating cramps and internal bleeding

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while heating up to a searing 375 degrees

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Fahrenheit for no medical purpose
whatsoever.

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Unfortunately, doctors have warned
that the new contraceptive

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is only about 30%
effective in preventing pregnancy.