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If you had any plans to send
Dolly Parton a text message,

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don't in an appearance on
the Drew Barrymore show,

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the music icon that we
frankly don't deserve.

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Explained that she's sticking to faxes,

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so you can miss her with those
text messages. Thank you very much.

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Parton said she's a quote low
tech girl in a high tech world,

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but that's simply because she doesn't
want to talk to everybody who wants to

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talk to her. She doesn't text because
I don't want to have to answer,

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which is fair.

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Parton reiterated that she could
learn to text if she wanted to adding.

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I'm certainly not a stupid person.
I could learn it if I wanted to,

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but I'd rather just have my fax machine
and call in my creative stuff to my

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crew, and I've got the
best crew in the world,

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and I surround myself with great people,

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but I just don't have time to sit
with my face in the phone all day.

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If Dolly Parton has ever left you on red,

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now you know why She doesn't have time
to keep up with the minutiae of your

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little text messages.