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The U.S.

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economy has collapsed after this
ten year old boy spent the nations

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entire GDP on Fortnite skins.

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Last night, the fifth grade boy
reportedly logged on to his PS4

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and spent the entirety of the Treasury's
23 trillion

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buying Skull
Trooper, Spider Knight and Banana skins.

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According to Treasury Secretary
Jerome Powell quote,

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“Last night, I checked my email and saw
that he had drained the Federal Reserve

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for something
called a Ghool Troopers on PlayStation.

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What the fuck?”

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Now that

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the boy’s Fortnite spending has caused
widespread unemployment and homelessness,

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financial experts are recommending
that he get a good old fashioned spanking.