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Men struggling with ED.

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You're in luck
because Hims has just unveiled

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their new dunce cap for men
who can't get hard.

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After just a brief teleconference
with hims Doctors.

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You can have one of the company's
dunce caps for limp-dicked

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men sent right to your door.

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And once a licensed
professional determines

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that the reason you can't get it up
is because you're some fat, ugly loser.

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They'll then gather other nearby doctors
to laugh at your failure as a man.

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And Hims has even started offering other
free treatments for erectile dysfunction,

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including a clown nose, a slide
whistle, and a large chalkboard

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where men can write.
I can't get hard over and over again.