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(opening chime)

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(Amelia laughing)

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- Okay. Okay.

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"You see 'BG3' actually
stands for baby girl 3,

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as in you can have 3 baby
girls accompanying you

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at any given time."

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- [Host] Oh yeah?

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- [Amelia] Oh I can see the picture!

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(host laughs)
The picture says it all, okay!

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"Is it a bug or a feature

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that Karlach kissed me
right on the titty?"

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I think, um,

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that is both.

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It is a bug that has become a feature!

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(Amelia laughs)

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"Oh no!

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Gale's fallen in the grease

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and Shadowheart's charging up Firebolt!

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Like this post to give her advantage."

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(stifled laughter)

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Oh no. Poor Gale.

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I'm really mean to him.

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And Astarion, actually.

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I'm just mean to those two.

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Just like, "Oh wah wah,
she doesn't like me."

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Get over it.

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"Shadowheart hits the fucking griddy

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after sacred flaming the hag 100 times."

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Aw. If something works,
just, just continue doing it.

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(laughs)

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"Astarion fuckers will kick children

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just to get this dopamine hit."

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"Astarion Approves."

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Yep, that's accurate.

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Astarion lovers will do almost anything.

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Pretty much anything.

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I call Astarion out a lot
in the bloopers, as well.

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Like, there, there is gonna be a lot of me

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just ragging on Neil Newbon in the future.

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I hope you are all prepared,

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'cause Neil and I have known each other

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for a very long time.

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Long enough for me to rip
the absolute piss out of him

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at every given opportunity.

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Um.

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And apparently that now extends

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to people who want to
sleep with his character.

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So good luck to you all!