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Flat-earthers. Why do you believe that
the Earth is flat?

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What other shape
could it possibly be? Rectangular.

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If it were truly round,
then when I roll down a slope and go whheeee,

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I theoretically should never stop rolling.

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I should roll around

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and around the earth in perpetuity, going
whhheeee on my merry way forever.

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I've seen the edge of the earth.

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It's behind the 7-Eleven
on Main and Juniper.

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I throw trash down there into outer space.

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The sphere is a mythical shape
invented by woke liberal cultists.

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Look, I'll believe anything
to feel like I'm part of a community.

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It is flat, but not the way people think.

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It goes vertical, not horizontal.

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We're all balancing
on a really small strip of earth,

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and there are completely smooth sides
that go really far down,

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but they are too steep
and slippery to use simple juice.

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Simple. Jews.