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Men. Why do you think women's yoga
pants should be banned in public?

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Banning things
women want is one of the last vestiges

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of American masculinity
and must be protected at all costs.

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If I wanted to see a woman's figure,

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I ‘d just have AI create a fully nude
photo of her

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Too horny. Not safe.

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The Founding Fathers had no idea
how stretchy pants would one day become.

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Its less yoga pants specifically,
and more any garments that may suggest

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a woman has a crotch

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Too horny. Not safe. Too horny. Not safe.

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Athleisure makes it easier for them
to run away when I start talking to them.

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Only a promiscuous she-devil
would cavort around in bloomers

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that exposed her ankles thusly

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Too horny! Not safe! Too horny! Not safe!

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Too horny! Not safe! Too horny! Not safe!

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Some of the prints are just too bold.