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Kyrie Irving has delusions of reuniting
with LeBron James in Dallas. Eric,

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what are the odds about actually.

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Occurring? Non-existent. Because
it's not happening. You know, zero.

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Big old fat. Zero.

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I think there's a better chance LeBron
going into the Wizards than he is gonna

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reunite in Dallas with
Kyrie. LeBron wants to be,

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the guy doesn't wanna be distracted.
And what, what's so great about Dallas?

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I mean, other than baseball team?

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Oh, well, I dunno, man. Dallas is is
great climate. You know, it's, uh,

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it's very, it's okay. Texas
is nice ish. I've heard.

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I'm trying to be positive here.

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I, it used to be my home state and
I will never live there again. Um.

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Taxes are low.

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You, I don't even get started now. I, I,
I genuinely think if a reunion happens,

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it's in Hollywood. LeBron very
much has submitted himself in LA,

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Bronny's going to USC. The All-Star
game is there in a couple years.

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This is the reunion retirement
place that he wants.

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If a reunion with Kyrie
is going to happen,

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it's gonna happen at crypto.com
arena, which is still weird to say.

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Well, okay. I, I actually agree
with you. Um, it's not zero though.

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I think it's zero. I.

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Would give it a 10% chance.

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That's way more than.

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Zero. Let's say a year from now.
First of all, it's funny of,

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of all things that Kyrie Irving wants to
reunite with LeBron considering one of

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the reasons he left Cleveland was to
kind of do his own thing. I guess he's.

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Not, they won a title together.

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Let's say hypothetically Dallas
drafts Bronny James. And, you know,

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they have a first round
pick, mid first round pick,

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they draft Brony and they call
up LeBron. They tell him, Hey,

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we've got your son. Would
you like, we've got your,

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would you like to come save him or play
with him and LeBron James, you know,

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you know, I've got a particular set
of basketball skills and you're.

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Making it sound like Liam Neeson. Exactly.

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Play for Dallas and win
them a championship and
exchange for his son's, uh,

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draft rights, or, you know, getting
him to California. Also, you know,

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no state law, no state
taxes, um, in Texas...

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after paying those
California taxes. I know he.

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Talking. So we're gonna
hold Bronny captive.

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You're gonna shoot Space Jam 3 and Frisco,

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and that's how you're gonna get 'em there.

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I'm just say, listen
man, I'm just giving the,

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the very slim odds that this
actually could occur, a scenario.

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Well, unlike Kyrie, we're not
gonna get into conspiracy theories.

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