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Goofy has beaten Ron DeSantis to death
with a crowbar.

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The ongoing feud reached new heights
yesterday when the Governor of Florida

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was ruthlessly murdered by one of Disney's
top mascots.

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Goofy reportedly snuck up behind
DeSantis and while doing his signature

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laugh, ruthlessly
beat him unconscious with a blunt object.

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Afterwards, Goofy could be seen posing
for photos with children covered in blood.