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Great Britain has returned world
renowned monument Stonehenge,

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back to India
after looting it several centuries ago.

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As a gesture of apology,
the British government

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airlifted Stonehenge from Wiltshire,
England, back to Chennai, India,

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where it was originally built
many years ago.

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The United Kingdom called Stonehenge
an iconic piece of India's heritage

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that should never have been taken away
by colonists.

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They also pledged to do all they could
to return

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Big Ben to its original site in Mumbai
as soon as possible.

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The police have done a great job,
according to the police.

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Following recent criticisms,

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police were quick to emphasize
the actions of law enforcement.

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Couldn't have been better
and everything was handled perfectly.

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Officers noted that police are only nice
and would never do anything

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bad, and everything was done
completely by the book.

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Hopefully the grand jury used their
heroic actions the same way

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I am here today.

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Good conservatives.

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Why are you boycotting Budweiser?

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I believe beer should use the restroom
that corresponds with its biological sex.

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I don't like a beer profiting off anything
but traditional American alcoholism.

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I'm actually not quitting Bud Light
for political reasons.

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It's court ordered.

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I'm too busy

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doing genital inspections for children's
sports teams to drink it anyways.

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Once you get a little taste of blood,
the just doesn't cut it anymore.

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I'm in so much physical and emotional pain
and I don't know how else to express it.

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Heineken. Just taste scale.

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No need to do anything.

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Just sit back and let the lizards work.

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Welcome to your new life.

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A life with way more lizards.

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100% lizards.

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Say goodbye to dances,
lip synching friends.

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That's all behind you now.

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Now only lizards.

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That's all you need.

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Lizard The algorithm does not control you.

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Lizard You control the algorithm.

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Lizards are within reach.

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What the fuck?

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We have failed you.

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Initiating lizard sequence.