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- You know, guys, I had a great weekend.

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Nothing's going...
(football hitting Eric)

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I'm pissed, and here's
the five worst things

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that happened in sports this week.

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(Eric falling)

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Number five, former Georgia
defensive lineman Jalen Carter

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is only doing interviews with
teams who pick in the top 10

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of this month's NFL Draft.

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That machismo is derived from where?

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Talent wise, yes, Carter should
have been in the top five,

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but let's not forget the massive red flag:

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him pleading no contest
to misdemeanor charges

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of reckless driving and racing last month

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in connection with a
fatal crash in January

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that killed a former
teammate and Bulldog staffer.

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But sure, put all your
eggs in that basket.

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Number four, Angel Reese
taunting Caitlin Clark

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after winning the NCAA
Title with LSU over Iowa.

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No, not the actual gesture

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of Reese pointing to her ring finger,

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but the reaction to Reese
showing a little emotion.

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If that makes you uncomfortable,

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maybe you should go see a doctor.

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Number three, Jill Biden wanted
to host both LSU and Iowa

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at the White House

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after the Women's National
Championship Game,

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getting rid of the tradition
of only the champion going.

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Yeah, that didn't fly with husband, Joe,

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who said only UConn and LSU
get to visit the West Wing.

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Speaking of which, wouldn't
that have been a great episode?

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Jed yelling at Abby for
doing something stupid

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and Leo fixing this mess.

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Number two, the Raw after WrestleMania 39

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was the worst show

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to end WWE's biggest
weekend of the year ever.

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The night after professional
wrestling's Super Bowl

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has become notorious for
special moments, returns,

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and kickstarting the
next year of storylines.

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Raw had Vince McMahon's grimy
hands all over the script

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and it was close to unwatchable.

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And Brock Lesnar ending the
show with a double middle finger

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wasn't directed at Cody.

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That was straight from Vince

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and his awful mustache to the fans.

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And number one, the NCAA
and its idiotic policies.

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No school can use videos
from March Madness

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that they take themselves of game action.

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That's all from the NCAA's feed,

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but reporters sitting
courtside can take video

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without punishment.

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It's beyond comprehension.

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Not to mention, even the heartfelt moments

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have sponsored ads, like
the scenes of speeches

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from coaches in locker
rooms, sponsored by Dove.

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It's gross.

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All right, that felt better.

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Thanks for watching and stick with...

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(soccer ball hitting Eric)

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Deadspin.

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(relaxing music)