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Conservatives. What does work mean to you?

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If, hypothetically,
anything at all goes wrong with your life?

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That's woke work is firing people at work
just for showing the intern your penis.

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Academically speaking,

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it is the radical process
in which the Little Mermaid becomes black.

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I tend not to use that word

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because it has anti-black connotations
and omits the crimes of Jews.

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It's when Charmin attacks

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my values by implying
that lesbians also use toilet paper.

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It's not that hard.

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It's about acknowledging that systems
have been used to oppress minorities

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and taking an interest
in how those systems

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can be better
to improve lives for everyone.

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I know that I'm not stupid.

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I just hate minorities.

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Whatever I'm
currently terrified of or masturbating to.