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President Joe Biden has announced
the nation can stay up until 9:30 tonight.

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According to the White House, if all 330
million Americans get into their pajamas

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right now, they can stay up over an hour
after their bedtime.

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So long as the nation behaves,

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Americans will also get to eat one Oreo
cookie and maybe even play on our iPads.

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This rules!!!

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The only rule is that
the nation can't get to hyper

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and has to promise President Biden
that they will not wet the bed again.