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Things No One Tells You About Being A Sperm Donor

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All Sperm Gets Deposited Into A Large 1000-Gallon Bucket

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You Have To Jerk Off In Front Of A Large Crowd

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Sperm Sommelier Personally Assesses Each Sperm Donation
For Quality, Smell, And Taste

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Your Offspring Will Most Likely Be Drug Addicts And Murderers

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You Can Cum As Hard As You Want