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- Guys, big news,

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I just bought a Porsche 911,

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and it's the only one I could afford.

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(car engine roars)

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I give you my brand new Porsche 911 Turbo.

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(explodes)

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I found myself a few weeks ago,

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as we all have at times in our life,

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a little bored, a little,
just, you know, restless,

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wasn't really sure what was going on,

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just vaguely, dully unhappy.

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And I thought to myself, I
need a little bit of direction.

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I need a thing that I can work toward.

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And I wasn't gonna work on losing weight

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or learning something, I
wanted to build something.

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So I bought this, this Lego.

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It's about 1500 separate
pieces in 10 bags in a box

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on 51st Street in the Lego
store, but now it's mine.

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I'll be honest, it takes a lot of work.

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It takes a lot of concentration,

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concentration that I don't
really have to do it,

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but I found it to be
such a satisfying thing,

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especially as you can see,
the car kind of takes shape.

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You can see the curvature coming.

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You can make the doors as an interior,

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building the engine out
back, little turbo badge.

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Honestly, I've never been
much of a Lego person.

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When I was a kid, I didn't
really play with them,

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wasn't really my thing.

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I found this to be such a nice soothing

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and satisfying experience.

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If I have one issue with
this, it's that it's done now.

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So now I just have this incredibly
delicate piece of plastic

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that I have to care for with
my life, like a newborn baby.

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And you know what? It's
just nice to have a toy.

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It reminds me of a simpler
time of when I was a child,

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because that's really
what I am on the inside.

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That's what all of us car enthusiasts are,

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are just big children who want a Porsche

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but can only afford a plastic one.

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(car engine roars)