WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.180 --> 00:00:01.013 - Hey, what's up? 2 00:00:01.013 --> 00:00:05.059 This is Marlon Wayans and I'm doing "That's So Random." 3 00:00:05.059 --> 00:00:08.142 (upbeat funky music) 4 00:00:10.080 --> 00:00:11.970 Your new HBO special's called "God Loves Me." 5 00:00:11.970 --> 00:00:13.290 Why should we watch it? 6 00:00:13.290 --> 00:00:14.817 And why does God love you? 7 00:00:14.817 --> 00:00:19.817 You should watch it because it's (beep) funny, hilarious, 8 00:00:20.100 --> 00:00:25.100 and if you don't, God's gonna hate you because he loves me, 9 00:00:25.590 --> 00:00:28.410 and then bad (beep) gonna happen to you. 10 00:00:28.410 --> 00:00:29.370 You wake up one day 11 00:00:29.370 --> 00:00:31.320 and you have lost your comedic abilities, 12 00:00:31.320 --> 00:00:33.660 what career are you considering? 13 00:00:33.660 --> 00:00:35.070 Mm. 14 00:00:35.070 --> 00:00:36.435 Porno. 15 00:00:36.435 --> 00:00:39.473 (slow romantic music) 16 00:00:39.473 --> 00:00:41.070 You're gonna be the guest host of "The Daily Show." 17 00:00:41.070 --> 00:00:43.710 If you could choose your own correspondents, 18 00:00:43.710 --> 00:00:46.470 name three funny people you'd give the job to. 19 00:00:46.470 --> 00:00:48.270 Okay, this is easy. 20 00:00:48.270 --> 00:00:51.960 Shawn Wayans, Keenan Wayans and Damon Wayans. 21 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:53.700 Oh, and a fourth one, 22 00:00:53.700 --> 00:00:56.130 somebody that's not my brothers, 23 00:00:56.130 --> 00:00:58.830 Damon Wayans Jr, my nephew. 24 00:00:58.830 --> 00:01:02.970 How well do you know your best friend, actor Omar Epps? 25 00:01:02.970 --> 00:01:05.220 We asked him which baldheaded actor 26 00:01:05.220 --> 00:01:06.930 he gets confused for the most. 27 00:01:06.930 --> 00:01:08.460 Who do you think he said? 28 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:13.460 I would say the coach of the Steelers. 29 00:01:13.650 --> 00:01:15.150 I know he is not an actor, 30 00:01:15.150 --> 00:01:17.700 but tell me him and Mike Tomlin ain't twins. 31 00:01:17.700 --> 00:01:18.533 Think about it. 32 00:01:18.533 --> 00:01:19.980 Well one time my brother confused him 33 00:01:19.980 --> 00:01:22.890 for Wayne Brady, which is weird. 34 00:01:22.890 --> 00:01:25.710 - I mean, I've been called Mekhi Phifer before. 35 00:01:25.710 --> 00:01:26.820 - Mekhi? 36 00:01:26.820 --> 00:01:30.150 They got the same drunken, swole look about them. 37 00:01:30.150 --> 00:01:31.680 Yeah, Mekhi, I could see that. 38 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.320 When you look back at your career thus far, 39 00:01:34.320 --> 00:01:36.450 which project do you feel most proud of? 40 00:01:36.450 --> 00:01:40.027 I would say, you guys are gonna think "Requium for a Dream," 41 00:01:40.027 --> 00:01:41.700 (makes buzzer noise) "White Chicks." 42 00:01:41.700 --> 00:01:43.920 I don't know how the (beep) we did that. 43 00:01:43.920 --> 00:01:47.220 - Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. 44 00:01:47.220 --> 00:01:48.470 You breastfeed like this. 45 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:50.970 - Seven hours of makeup. 46 00:01:50.970 --> 00:01:54.660 My heart goes out to every white woman 47 00:01:54.660 --> 00:01:57.690 who has to spend seven hours doing makeup. 48 00:01:57.690 --> 00:02:01.219 Finish the lyrics of this white chick anthem. 49 00:02:01.219 --> 00:02:02.957 (piano music) 50 00:02:02.957 --> 00:02:05.897 ♪ Making my way downtown, walking fast ♪ 51 00:02:05.897 --> 00:02:07.950 ♪ Faces pass and I'm homebound ♪ 52 00:02:07.950 --> 00:02:12.360 - If I could fall into the sky, 53 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:16.471 if you think time would pass us by, 54 00:02:16.471 --> 00:02:20.190 you know I'd walk a thousand miles 55 00:02:20.190 --> 00:02:23.310 where I can just see you smile tonight. 56 00:02:26.370 --> 00:02:27.960 If you had to pick, which of the siblings 57 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:30.030 would you choose for relationship advice? 58 00:02:30.030 --> 00:02:31.233 I'm going with Keenan, 59 00:02:32.430 --> 00:02:34.680 because Keenan would always be on my side. 60 00:02:34.680 --> 00:02:37.920 To cook a bomb-ass meal? Shawn. 61 00:02:37.920 --> 00:02:38.970 Damon too lazy. 62 00:02:38.970 --> 00:02:43.290 To read over your screenplay or new comedy material? 63 00:02:43.290 --> 00:02:44.160 I'm gonna go with Damon 64 00:02:44.160 --> 00:02:45.810 'cause he actually reads your (beep). 65 00:02:45.810 --> 00:02:48.150 To add as a third white chick in a sequel? 66 00:02:48.150 --> 00:02:50.790 I'm gonna go with Damon, 67 00:02:50.790 --> 00:02:53.430 'cause he would make an ugly ass white woman. 68 00:02:53.430 --> 00:02:57.420 You also on the upcoming film "Air" directed by Ben Affleck. 69 00:02:57.420 --> 00:02:58.860 Real quick, what's it about? 70 00:02:58.860 --> 00:03:01.083 Who do you play and why should we see it? 71 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:05.793 You should see it because Ben Affleck directed it. 72 00:03:06.630 --> 00:03:07.530 What's it about? 73 00:03:07.530 --> 00:03:09.360 The Air Jordan sneaker. 74 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:11.583 So if you ain't got no style, huh. 75 00:03:12.480 --> 00:03:13.500 Don't watch it. 76 00:03:13.500 --> 00:03:16.560 But I don't know who dropped you as a baby 77 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:19.380 if you have a problem with Jordan sneakers. 78 00:03:19.380 --> 00:03:20.400 And who do I play? 79 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:22.140 I play Coach George Raveling. 80 00:03:22.140 --> 00:03:24.720 It's a small, impactful role. 81 00:03:24.720 --> 00:03:27.690 No such thing as small actors, only small roles. 82 00:03:27.690 --> 00:03:29.190 What song can you not help 83 00:03:29.190 --> 00:03:31.380 but sing out loud when it comes on? 84 00:03:31.380 --> 00:03:32.700 And can you sing a bit? 85 00:03:32.700 --> 00:03:37.170 Can we talk for a minute? 86 00:03:37.170 --> 00:03:42.000 Girl, I want to know your name. 87 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:44.238 What's the one thing you can admit you suck at? 88 00:03:44.238 --> 00:03:46.470 (beep) singing. Terrible. 89 00:03:46.470 --> 00:03:48.330 But I'm confident my karaoke skills 90 00:03:48.330 --> 00:03:50.220 is through (beep) the roof. 91 00:03:50.220 --> 00:03:52.410 Why don't you guys have somebody ask this question? 92 00:03:52.410 --> 00:03:54.420 What kind of? Why are people so cheap? 93 00:03:54.420 --> 00:03:57.540 You got us doing two people's job. This cheap. 94 00:03:57.540 --> 00:04:00.330 Have a interview sit his ass down 95 00:04:00.330 --> 00:04:01.710 and ask me these questions. 96 00:04:01.710 --> 00:04:05.677 Pay somebody else. Everything free? (beep) 97 00:04:05.677 --> 00:04:07.980 "God Loves Me," streaming now. 98 00:04:07.980 --> 00:04:10.710 Go see "Air," and I'm hosting "The Daily Show." 99 00:04:10.710 --> 00:04:11.810 Watch that (beep) too.