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Ladies, what is a thought
all women have had in the workplace?

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If I cut off some of my hair,

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could I glue it to my face and pass
as a man and finally get a raise?

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I often find myself
wondering what my male coworkers look like

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when they're fully clothed.

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Health Insurance. Paycheck.

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Health insurance. Paycheck.

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It can be also hard to type on my keyboard
when I am blessed with such large

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natural breasts, let alone
even see my computer screen over my hefty

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chin high bosom.

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If a 36 pack of tampons costs $8
and I steal 400 from the office

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bathroom every year,
then I can save like 90 bucks a year.

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Fixing health insurance.

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Paycheck. Health insurance. Paycheck.

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Health insurance. Paycheck.

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I'm going to kill everyone in here
but the place down then.

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Killing myself.

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Health insurance.

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Paycheck. Health insurance. Paycheck.

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Health insurance. Paycheck.

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Health insurance. Paycheck.

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I wish the copy machine
would stop hitting on me.