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- Do you miss the days of
80s and 90s action movies?

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A simple premise, a
very simple protagonist,

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and on top of all things,
gratuitous violence.

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Well those days, they're coming back,

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and the charge is being led
by my new favorite movie ever,

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Gerard Butler's "Plane".

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Gerard Butler, our
hero, he's an ace pilot.

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He was in the RAF as a cargo hauler.

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Now, though, he's fallen
on some hard times.

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He has a bit of a temper.

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He's working at Trailblazer Airlines,

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running some sort of
piece of (bleep) overnight

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New Year's Eve, the flight doesn't matter.

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I know it's called "Plane",

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but that doesn't matter right now.

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Plane takes off. Everything's going good.

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Going straight

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into a thunderstorm that
he knows is bad news.

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But Trailblazer Airlines sends him anyway.

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Lo and behold, plane
gets struck by lightning.

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All the computers go out.

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He only has 20 minutes of battery left.

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None of this makes any sense.

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He's looking at 20 minutes

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of battery left before the engines stop.

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He lands the plane on a
twisty (bleep) dirt road.

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Bad news for Gerard and
everyone else on board.

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The island they land on just
happens to be run by pirates.

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Gerard and his friend
who's a convicted felon,

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they go off to find some help.

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Then the pirates come,
bad (bleep) happens.

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Yada yada yada, the rest of
the movie, blah blah blah.

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They come back, they
gotta get off the island.

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Luckily, co-pilot,

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he figured out how to get the plane going.

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Thank Christ.

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They're going, they're
going, they're going,

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they're going down the dirt
road from whence they came.

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And spoiler alert, so stop
watching the (bleep) video

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if you don't want to know what happens.

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Going down the road, about to take off.

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Bad guy, main bad guy,

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gets (bleep) nailed in the
head by the tire of the plane,

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and that's how he dies.

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It's the coolest way any villain
has died since Hans Gruber.

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The perfect movie.