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- [Zack] Star Wars Jedi:
Survivor is shaping up

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to be one of the 2023's biggest games

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and possibly one of the best
Star Wars games in some time.

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This sequel to Fallen
Order is looking bigger

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and better in nearly every way

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including the addition of rideable mounts.

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Now so far we've only
actually seen one in Survivor,

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a yet unnamed birdlike creature,

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but we expect there to be many more.

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So we decided to make a
wishlist of the 10 alien animals

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from a galaxy far, far
away that could appear

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as rideable mounts in EA's
upcoming Star Wars adventure.

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Blurrgs have been around in Star Wars

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since the 1980s made-for-TV movie,

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"Ewoks: The Battle for Endor."

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That movie also included a
magic force witch named Charal.

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The eighties were a weird time.

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Ask your parents.

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Anyway, none of that is canon anymore

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but luckily the Blurrgs
have appeared in episodes

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of the Clone Wars and
Mandalorian, which are canon.

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So these ugly little rotund
beasties can totally appear

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as mounts in Jedi: Survivor.

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Eopie are better known

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as the aliens responsible for
the crap Jar-Jar stepped in

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during the events of The Phantom Menace.

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The early aughts were a weird time.

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Ask your parents.

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These camel like critters were last seen

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in the Obi-Wan Kenobi limited
series that was on Disney Plus

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and would be perfect
for any desert planets

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that might appear in Survivor.

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And let's be real, this is Star Wars.

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There will be a desert planet.

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It's the law.

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- Tauntauns first appeared in the classic,

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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

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In that film, the Rebels used them

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to get around the icy
inhospitable world of Hoth.

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Also, Han sticks Luke in one

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to keep him warm during the night.

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I already said the eighties were weird.

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While I don't think you'll
get to recreate that

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famous scene, I do think
Respawn might include

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these furry reptilian mounts

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if there's a snow planet in
Star Wars Jedi: Survivor.

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As for how they arrived on
this non-Hoth snow planet,

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I don't know.

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Space pirates from Maracavanya?

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Sure, moving on.

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Kaadu are the creatures
that Gungans ride around

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in The Phantom Menace.

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Yes, this means Jar-Jat rode a Kaadu.

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Please don't hold it against
these cool looking lizard

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mounts and don't bring
up Jar-Jar around them.

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It's sore subject.

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Remember those ramlike alien creatures

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from the original game, Fallen Order?

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Yeah, those annoying bastards.

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Well, I think it's time to make up

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for all those rammy shenanigans.

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While Phillak aren't the
biggest creatures in the galaxy,

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Respawn could easily
come up with some bigger,

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older variant and let
Cal ride around on that.

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Even better, let us
use this new one to ram

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the smaller Phillak off cliffs.

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Revenge may not be the Jedi way,

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but I ain't a Jedi,

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so get ready to get rammed
you weird space goats

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Warning.

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I'm about to reference
something from The Last Jedi.

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So preparing for the comments

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below this video to become horrible.

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- The Sacred Jedi text.

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- Ooh

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- [Zack] With that out of the way.

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So yeah, Fathier.

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Those tall, weird horse dog
things from The Last Jedi.

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Those would be a great
inclusion in Survivor.

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As we saw in the film, they
are very fast and strong.

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It would be sweet if they could
be used to smash open walls

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to new areas of maps,
like punching your fist

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through the whole lousy, beautiful planet.

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If the internet has taught me one thing,

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it's that all fandoms are filled

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with angry fans ready to harass anyone

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over the smallest difference of opinion.

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But if the internet
taught me one more thing,

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it's that people really love cats.

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So seems smart to me to
include a rideable kitty

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in Survivor and the Nexu, first seen

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in Attack of the Clones,
are the perfect choice

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for a rideable mount that will
be fast, cool and adorable.

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You'll probably want to
pet this cat but don't

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because Nexu are terribly dangerous

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and can easily kill you.

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Space wolves are cool.

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I don't think anyone will
disagree with me on that point.

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And perhaps the coolest
space Wolf is the Loth-Wolf.

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Yes, they have one of the
laziest names in Star Wars.

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Really?

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Just tacking the planet name onto wolf?

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But whatever.

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Loth-Wolfs are rad.

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And it would make a lot of sense

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for these creatures to be ridable mounts

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as we see this happen
in the animated series,

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Star Wars Rebels.

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Not only that,

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but they seem to have a deep
connection to the force.

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Something that could help
a Jedi like Cal connect

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and even bond with these wolves

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if he was to visit Lothal at
some point in the new game.

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Hey, remember that weird,
awesome space lizard

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Obi-Wan Kenobi rode around on

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back in Star Wars Episode
III: Revenge of the Sith?

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Well, I don't care if you
do, because I certainly

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won't forget the first
appearance of a Varactyl.

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A screaming space dragon
mount that skids around

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like an oversized iguana

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seems like something that
would be awesome to include

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in the upcoming game.

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However, it also seems
like it might be a pain

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in the ass to implement,

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what with all those moving
legs and its large size.

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- Just give me a moment.

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Get this out of my face.

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- [Zack] Look, the Boba
Fett show wasn't great

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but it did give us our
first televised appearance

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of a person riding a Rancor

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and I'll never be mad about that.

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Rancor are large, reptilian-like monsters

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that we first saw way back
in Return of the Jedi.

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Since then, they've popped up

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from time to time in
various Star Wars adventures

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including the barely remembered
Star Wars: Demolition.

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There, a man actually rides
a Rancor just like Boba Fett

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but does so to compete in
a Twisted Metal knockoff.

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So why not bring back this
idea and have Cal ride around

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on a big old Rancor at
some point in Survivor?

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I mean, who needs the
force or a light saber

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when you have a Rancor
mount that can chow down

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on entire squads of droids
and troopers in seconds?

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Actually, someone, someone
just make that game.

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Forget all this stupid Jedi stuff.

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Those are all the creatures we
think would be a perfect fit

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as rideable mounts in
Star Wars Jedi: Survivor.

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Of course, this is Star Wars,

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so there's a whole galaxies worth

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of additional aliens you could include

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on a wishlist like this.

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If you have a favorite beast
that we didn't mention here

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that you think Cal would
love to cruise around on

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in the game, let us know
in the comments below.

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But really, I already know

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you're probably writing
some very angry comment

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about how bad The Last Jedi was.

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And to you, I say this.

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You won't win fighting what you hate.

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Instead try saving what you love.