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Ted Cruz has announced plans to once again
like porn on 9/11

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in an effort to plan ahead for the coming
year.

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The Republican senator from Texas
has stated that on September 11th,

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he intends to scroll through Twitter
in search of pornography before tapping

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the like button from his main account,
just like he did back in 2017.

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According to Cruz, giving a like to busty
blond sluts on America's

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Day of Remembrance is his way of honoring
the victims of this national tragedy.

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Senator Cruz went on to specify
that he would deny liking the pornography

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and blame it on a junior staffer
claiming that he had never once typed

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big naturals, anal or even stepmom facial
into the search bar.

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Way to plan ahead, Senator Cruz.