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- It's finally safe
(upbeat music)

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to shoot a person!

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After six months of testing
on mice and fruit flies,

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the FDA has approved a new
bullet for use on humans.

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FDA researchers have declared
the bullet highly effective,

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and soon you'll be able to buy them

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over the counter across the country.

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For now, the bullet is approved
for adults ages 18 and over,

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but pharmaceutical company
Merck has confirmed

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a child-sized bullet will
soon be available, too.