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The U.S.

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economy added more than 260,000 jobs
last month, underscoring

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just how much of a massive loser
unemployed man Chris Gibson really is.

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The strong jobs report

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found that despite the stunning gains
made across all sectors,

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including hospitality,

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leisure, and health care, Gibson
is still spending the majority of his days

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shuffling around the kitchen in
nothing but his socks and underwear.

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U.S. Labor Secretary

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Marty Walsh was stunned by the strong jobs
report calling the growth spectacular

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and the 25 year old man
a sad waste of human life.

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Even President
Joe Biden weighed in, calling

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Gibson an enormous sack of human shit.

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Whether the U.S.

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can save off a recession,
we'll still have to see.

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But top economists say if we do enter one,
it will be all this man's fault.