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- On this iPad is a random car.

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We're gonna debate it.

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- [Announcer] You're
watching "Jalopinions."

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- Dodge Nitro.
- Oh, Jesus.

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- Do you wanna-
- You're gonna like this,

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aren't you?
- No!

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No one could like this.

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Even as like a bit, no
one could like this.

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Do you want a Jeep Liberty but with more?

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Dodge Nitro.
- Whoa, what?

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This was not a good era
for the Chrysler family.

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- The family.

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Yeah, so what we have
here is a Jeep Liberty

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which is a worse Jeep Cherokee.

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- It's like way worse.
- That they ripped

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the front off of in a
"Face/Off" kind of way

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and put on a Dodge grill.

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- And it didn't really work super well.

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- No, this is one of those
butt-of-the-joke cars.

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This is like a cash-for-clunkers car.

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- Yeah. This is just a clunker.

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There's no innovation here.

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There's nothing new brought to the table.

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It's just... They just
shat this thing out.

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- Operation Nitro Freedom.

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- Jesus.

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(rock music)