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- Congratulations to
the Philadelphia Eagles.

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They're going to the Super Bowl.

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That's really cool.

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Philadelphia Eagles fans were celebrating

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in a very Philadelphian
way over the weekend.

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(curious orchestral music)

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Let's see what they did.

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(crowd cheering)

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(bus stop crunching)

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(crowd shrieking)

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- [Onlooker] Oh my God!

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(Andy laughing)

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- They just fell through a bus stop.

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(bus stop crunching)

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(crowd shrieking)

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They're on a bus stop.

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(bus stop crunching)

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(crowd shrieking)

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Climbing on a bus stop,

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(bus stop crunching)

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(crowd shrieking)

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fell through the roof of the bus stop.

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(bus stop crunching)

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(crowd shrieking)

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It's inevitable.

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Anytime Philadelphia wins anything

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people will take to the streets

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and invent new ways of...

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... being absolutely (beep) stupid.

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(bus stop crunching)

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What'd you think was gonna happen

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to the roof of that bus stop?

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(bus stop crunching)

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(crowd shrieking)

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They must have known when
they were up there, like,

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"We are imminently going to fall."

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(bus stop crunching)

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(crowd shrieking)

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(Andy laughing)

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There they go! It's not a bad idea

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to just make Philadelphia an
open-air mental institution.

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(bus stop crunching)

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(Andy laughing)

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There's something, some
kind of kink in their brain.

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(bus stop crunching)

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(crowd shrieking)

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(Andy laughing)

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The worst part about this is

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not everyone on top of
that bus stop fell down.

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(whistle sliding)

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(water droplets bubbling)

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I love watching the falling part.

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(bus stop crunching in slow motion)

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(Andy laughing in slow motion)

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(crowd shrieking in slow motion)

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- This is a special city.

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They deserve everything that's going on.

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(crowd cheering)

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- [Andy] Thanks for watching,

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and stick with Deadspin.