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- On this iPad is a random
car, we're gonna debate it.

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- [Narrator] You're
watching "Jalopinions."

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- The Hummer, we were talking
about these yesterday.

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- We were talking about
H3s, we can debate H3s.

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H2s are just a nightmare vehicle.

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- H2s are a horrible,
horrible, horrible, horrible,

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horrible car.

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I can't see how anyone
would be magnetized to this

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other than like wraparound Oakley

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front facing camera dudes.

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- Will these one day circle all the way

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back around into cool.

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- No because you can't fit them anywhere.

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- Are they that much drastically bigger?

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They're probably smaller than
the most full size pickups.

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- People who buy cars that are ironic lool

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live in Williamsburg

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and you can't park one
of these in Williamsburg.

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(explosion banging)

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- If it was a stationary object,
it does look kind of cool.

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- [Steve] No, the original
Humvee can look cool.

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- The Humvee does nothing for me.

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I don't find them interesting at all.

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This I find vaguely interesting

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but I would never want to go near one.

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Now, what's the newer equivalent of this?

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We're gonna say like TRXs, Raptor Rs.

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- [Steve] It's the new
Hummer, the EV Hummer.

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- Yeah, well, I think they're all

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in that same kind of category.

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- Just like ostentatious,
enormous, pointless.

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- Yeah people who bought this
in 2004, just bought a TRX.