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- There's a car on this iPad
and we're gonna debate it.

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Welcome to Jalopinions.

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- [Narrator] You're watching Jalopinions.

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(upbeat music)

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- Oh man.

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- Is that a Bronco Ranger?

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- Bronco two.

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- Bronco two.

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- [Bob] Bronco two.

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Okay. I have a story about this.

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When I first moved to New York,
the guy that cut my hair was

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from Florida and he had
a Bronco two and on the,

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- That's pretty sick.

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- On the tailgate, he had
Sin Wagon written in script.

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- Oh, that's sick.

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- Man gave the best hair cuts.

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- That's the coolest
guy I've ever heard of.

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It's like, this little
brother of the OJ Bronco.

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You can't afford the
$30,000 on Bring A Trailer

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for a white Bronco from the nineties.

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You get this.

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This is the Varsity Bronco.

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Mm, that's Junior Varsity Bronco.

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I get, yeah, I don't know football.

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- This is the junior varsity Bronco,

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as varsity is the top one.

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- [Bob] What is Ford's
proclivity for putting two

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after a car's name and
just making it worse.

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- [Andy] Roman numerals, too.

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- [Bob] Exactly.

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- [Andy] What other twos were there?

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- Mustang.

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- Mustang two.

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- Was that a Roman numeral?

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- Yeah, it was Mustang two.

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- Mustang dos.

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- Yes, my mom had a Mustang two
when she was in high school.

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- My god.

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- Mm-hm.

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- Your mom had a lot of sad American cars.

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- Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

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(Bob laughs)

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Oh yeah.

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- I love the color scheme on this.

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- [Andy] This is a good color.

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- [Bob] This is like your
Halloween theme Bronco two.

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- In this condition, that's
like a hundred thousand dollars

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on Bring A Trailer.

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- Oh, absolutely.

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- Just for the pin-striping.

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- Also, another one of those
vehicles that you have not seen

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without rust in 20 years.

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- [Andy] No, I don't think
they're, I mean, I don't know

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the last time I even saw a Bronco two.

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- I laid eyes on one once over the summer

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and I know that because that's
how rare it is to see one.

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(Andy laughing)

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(car passing sound)