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- [Narrator] Yes, I can see it.

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(lights whooshing)

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Fate intended for us to meet here.

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(bodies thudding)

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- Hi, it's Levi, and to be
totally honest with y'all,

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this new Soulslike
makes me pretty nervous.

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"Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty,"

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the upcoming action-adventure game

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from "Nioh" developers Team Ninja,

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has a trailer out showing the
combat and enemies you'll face

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and, um, hmm, there's one creature

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that gives me all kinds of knots

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in the depths of my gaming soul.

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This demented gorilla-looking
simian gives me PTSD

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as it looks eerily similar
to the Guardian Ape

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from "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice,"

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a boss that relentlessly
kicks my ass to this day.

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The Guardian Ape was a
shit-slinging, hairy-ass wall

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that discouraged me, and
lots of players probably,

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from beating "Sekiro,"

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so to see a big, white,
angry gorilla again

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in an entirely different
game leaves me shooketh.

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And you're telling me I gotta fight

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this furry bully at least twice?

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Just like two Guardian Ape
encounters in "Sekiro"? Really?

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Having played the hell out of

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the "Wo Long" demo back in September,

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I'm definitely looking forward
to getting bodied more.

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But one thing I'm not
stoked about: that gorilla.

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Oh, and this evil pig too.

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Yikes, bacon bites back.

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Terrifying monsters aside,
the combat's looking smooth.

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Where "Nioh" was Team
Ninja's take on "Dark Souls,"

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"Wo Long" seems like the studio's stab

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at mimicking "Sekiro's" more aggressive

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and free-flowing swordplay.

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So what do y'all think of

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the "Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty" trailer?

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Are you as stoked as I am to get deaded?

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Let us know in the comments below.

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